Bucket list

As usual, I have a whole lot of nothing to blog about. This post is dedicated to those of you who challenged whether I'd blog once Spring Break is over. Well..Spring Break is officially OVER and guess whose blogging!!!?!?! Sure showed you.

I have a million and one other important things I could be doing...buuut they can wait. After all, this IS The Best Blog In The Whole Entire World.

So over the weekend, I went to Chicago with Chubby Kid just in celebration of life and on the way home (we took the train) I was eavesdropping on this conversation between this guy and girl who were sitting close by. The guy is a crack head from Chicago (I'm not just being mean..he said he has a drug problem) and she is really loud and from South Bend. They met at a club and I'm pretty sure they were still drunk. Anyways, Crack Head decides that he is going to ride home to South Bend with Loud Girl only after hours of meeting due to this amazing and unexplainable connection he felt he had with her. I keep checking the news to make sure Loud Girl's mug shot with the words MISSING doesn't make headlines. Anyways..that's not what I'm getting at. I overheard Crackitty Crack naming off things on his bucket list (things he has to do before he dies)...He mentioned like staying sober, getting close with his daughter, more tattoos, etc.

Even though Crack Head is loco..it got me thinking..What would be on my Bucket List??

So here's what I'm thinking:

1.) Meet someone really famous (William Hung is the only famous person I've ever met and he's an incredibly grumpy and mean Asian). I'm hoping for Ellen Degeneres. We'd be best friends.
2.) Be in a healthy and functional relationship (Yes, even Miss Anti-Relationships wants this EVENTUALLY).
3.) Leave the country (I can check this one off in June :D )
4.) Pay my parents back for all the hell I've put them through.
5.) Slap Sarah Palin. (Not even getting into politics..she just annoys the poo out of me)
6.) Go to Jamaica so I can say, "Jamaican me craaazzyyy" over and over again.
7.) Move out of my parent's house.
8.) Own a lake house.
9.) Own a boat.
10.) Visit every US State.
11.) Not act old when I'm old.
12.) Go Sky Diving (I just felt like I should put this. Every one does and I'm a follower. It's debatable though. I lack the skills necessary to follow directions and I have really bad luck.)
13.) Learn to cook.
14.) Not burning my house down or poisoning any one while learning to cook.
15.) Watch the ball drop at Times Square
16.) Read the entire Bible.
17.) Buy an extremely rich person dinner.
18.) See Eric Clapton in concert
19.) Crash a wedding reception
20.) Spend a few years doing some kind of mission work.
21.) Be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and get past $1,000.

That's all for now. I'm starting to stress myself out. So much to do and I'm already 24!!!!!!!